I hurt my back Wednesday night putting away craft supplies so Cosette would stay out of them. I reached up to slide the box on the top shelf and knew right away I was in for some pain. Since then I haven’t been able to move, cough, laugh, stand or sit without pain. It was so bad I took a half day off work yesterday. (I know!) I took a hydrocodone and a tizanidine and was pretty much comatose until this morning. I woke up and did some gentle stretches. The weird thing is my triceps and my ribs hurt too I’m not sure what that’s about. I feel like I have been beaten up.
Anyway I did a little simple cooking and out away my Instagram groceries this morning and felt okay so I figured it was time to get moving. I went to Kirkwood Fall Market. Not particularly impressive. What was unimpressive is all the Kirkwood moms standing in groups of 4-6 completely blocking the aisles and glancing at me like fucking mean girls when I said “excuse me”. So. Yeah. I left there. Not before getting a very decent cup of black coffee and a load of gluten free (I think I wasn’t really listening) banana bread.
After that I drove closer to downtown Kirkwood and started wandering in and out of stores. Cornucopia is one of my favorites. Kerry Cottage is here now. A couple of gift stores, a feed and garden store and some other store full of cool junk. I was looking for two specific things and I found one so I feel like this was a success. I am accomplishing my goal. My back is feeling ok. Tender but not spasming.
I’ve stopped for lunch now. Why do they ask what you want on your burger if they’re just going to stack it all on the plate anyway? I think the toddler at the next table thinks I stole his French fries. I’m at Mike Duffys. Famous for their burgers so of course I had to grab a burger.
I’m going to leave here and do the outdoor market. I need mushrooms and live potted herbs. I’m not sure if I’ll find either one. The toddler got his own fries. I’ve done about 2000 steps so far so that’s really good. I took Tylenol arthritis and a milder muscle relaxer this morning. And I sat on a heating pad for half an hour. They just turned on music and it’s The Mamas and the Papas so I officially like this place. The burger wasn’t half bad either. I’m feeling hung over and nauseous from the pain meds and I have a headache. That might be because I haven’t been drinking much the last few days. Real talk? The thought of hobbling to the bathroom and having to sit down and then stand up again was a little overwhelming.
I’m drinking a normal amount of water today. I bought this 40 oz steel thermal water bottle at Ross’s store recently and I really like it. It fits in my water bottle sling perfectly so score! I fill it with ice water and it stays cold all day. 🎶Stuck in the middle with you…🎵
I went to the bank on my way here and got cash from the ATM. These small local vendors don’t want to pay credit card fees and I do not blame them. The problem is that my bank ATM has recently updated and you can slept your denomination so I just impatiently hit the “OK” button and ended up with a ten and a fifty. Dang it! Fortunately the nice man at the cool junk store broke it for me.
The toddler in a high chair has me blocked in. I’m sitting against a wall and past their table is the only way out. This should be fun. They’ll have to pull him out of the high chair to let me pass so I’m stalling. If I were skinny this wouldn’t be an issue. Some lady just came over and asked me to watch her phone while it’s charging so it’s sitting on my table plugged in under my table. Who does that? I guess I look trustworthy. I have absolutely no idea where she is. I’m having mild anxiety. Can I just leave and abandon this lady’s phone?
I just got my check. $20.69 for a burger fries and Diet Coke. That’s super reasonable. The toddler keeps saying “hi” to me. They are trying ti distract him with food but he’s not having any of it. The lady just picked up her phone. *Whew!* I know I’m pathetic but I was genuinely concerned about the social contract I had entered into by agreeing to watch this strangers phone for her.
Today is a month since Rhonda’s funeral at St Ferdinand. That keeps floating through my head and pushing tears out of my eyes. So now I’m a crying old lady in the corner of the corner pub.
Okay lunch is over. 🎼I heard it through the grapevine… 🎶 Time to wander and stretch my back some more. Off on my adventure to find mushrooms as herbs. Later I’m heading to Illinois to hang out with my friend Chrissie. Wish me luck while I self deprecatingly ask these people to remove their toddler so I can hoist myself out of this corner.